Put something here that sounds like someone else wrote it.
Like James Earl Jones or that Cowboy Sam ??? guy with the mustache that does the Cohen Bros narration...
hmmmmm thats voice over.
Put something here that sounds like someone else wrote it and those guys read it.
Use words like "visionary" or "genuis".
Get the thesaurus out and find words that mean the same thing but sound less pretentious.
Mention that you were born in Scarborough, not quite sure why people would care but most bio's have stuff like that and mention some awards:
- Second place grade 9 wood shop scale framing competition
- 3 years 2nd place Ken Reid Classic Fishing Derby